I have a problem with cockroaches. I really don’t like them. They are so gross! I am a girl so I can have a problem with bugs without feeling like a wimp ok. I just really don’t like them touching me.
Even picking out a picture to use was hard. The whole time I was thinking “Ewwww not that one. Oh I can’t use that one either that’s gross AAAAHHHH WHY IS THERE A ROACH ON HER MOUTH!!!!!” *Sigh* I picked the least gross looking one I could find even though they are not the ones found in my house. I really don’t care, they are all kinda gross.
I don’t freak out and scream when I see them crawling on the ground and even the walls. I really don’t care about them even existing. I just really wish they wouldn’t touch me.
Now normally you would just have someone exterminate the little buggers but were poor here and it usually is not that bad. Really, we have special conditions in our house and it is not that bad here. We don’t get delivery and we don’t have a lot of trash either nor do we leave food out of air tight containers. So it’s not bad.
What sucks is when our neighbors bomb their house and they run to ours for cover. I HATE it. They can afford to pay for people to come and bomb their house but we can’t and have to spray them with poison in cans and smash them with shoes. It’s terrible. No really. When they do that we see a dramatic increase at our house, especially over the holidays because of all the trash people have.
Ugh, did I mention I hate it when that happens? I really do.
I can’t hate their existence but I really wish they wouldn’t touch me. Or fly near me.
OH MY GOD I HATE the flying ones. They freak me out the most. For some reason they always fly near me and I don’t see why.
So yeah other than that I can’t really hate them because they at least put some enjoyment in my life and excitement too. It’s like a challenge when I need water in the middle of the night. Or if I need to take a shower and one is hanging out in the tub, it’s a challenge to kill them. Squashing them with my shoe is fun, especially when they are really good escape artists. Even the ones on the ceiling are fun to try to get. My favorite way has to be when I drown them in boiling hot water in my kitchen sink. I see them twirl round and round dying in the scorching water.
Yes, as I look back at what I’m writing it does seem a little creepy in how I enjoy the challenge of killing something. It’s like a sport. But I don’t hate them.
I just really wish that they wouldn’t touch me.
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